Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before. - Dwight Eisenhower
Confidence is what you have when you don't really understand the situation. - Author Unknown
Life is like an ice cream cone; Just when you think you've got it licked -- It drips all over you! - Author Unknown
If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything. - Ashleigh Brilliant
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee
The Ages of Woman:
In her infancy she needs love and care.
In her childhood she wants fun.
In her twenties she wants romance.
In her thirties she wants admiration.
In her forties she wants sympathy.
In her fifties she wants cash. - Author Unknown
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. - Author Unknown
I was on a date recently, and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters. - Susie Loucks
Did you ever look in a mirror and wonder how your pantyhose got so wrinkled... and then remember you weren't wearing any? - Phyllis Diller
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