Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw. - Author Unknown
There's nothing like a little experience to upset a theory. - Author Unknown
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Olivier
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know THAT? - Wendy Liebman
Due to Circumstances beyond our control, we regret to inform you that circumstances are beyond our control. - Author Unknown
The rain fall on the just and also on the unjust, but chiefly on the just, because the unjust steals the just's umbrella. - Author Unknown
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Author Unknown
Sometimes I lay awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" (Charles Schulz)
The lion and the calf shall lay down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Author Unknown
